Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Operator (A Girl Like Me)-Shiloh
As I was listening to this new adorable song, 'Operator' by Shiloh, I was wondering if the video was just as cute... It seems that she's a lame emo bitch that makes horrible videos. She has the screen cut in half with her and the 'scene teem' walking down the street. The other half is some bleach blond slut girl with a rediculous yellow dress that seems to be walking down a different street than Shiloh. Suddenly, she happens to break out into horrid dance moves that make her look like she's having a seizure while she's walking down said street. Every once in a while the screen will cut to just Shiloh so she can hold the camera and make it look like she's yelling into it... Then it will go back to the split screen and the yellow-donning skankwad will get some sort of liquid dumped on her. The whole idea of the song is that Shiloh isn't a 'wannabe', but it seems that she's following a popular trend with her emo-ness... And I'm not sure what she's trying to get across; I suppose the blond girl is who she doesn't want to be, but really... why is she even there?! I spent half the time watching blondie because I was curious what role she played in the video. Sorry Shiloh, but maybe you should talk to that operator you keep blowing off and get her to hook you up with a new producer.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Alisha, Bitches!
Since my last post was about how awesome Shawna was, I have now been asked to blog about my good friend Alisha Tregear.
I would like to define Alisha: 1. a way to describe how awesome and item is (ex, That's the most Alisha thing I've ever seen!) 2. she devil or mental vampire tormentor of love (ex, She tortured all the boys of a small town with her Alisha ways.)
other than the definitions stated above, she has big hair and says 'fuck my life' a lot. She works at the v-mart with her fellow sasquatch (Shawna) and I. Alisha dislikes the size of her breasts and wears a lot of sweaters. If I had to choose between raspberry pie and Alisha, I would choose Alisha for sure. She's a pretty cool cat and I'm not afraid to say that if I were a boy I would rape her :D
I also must apologize for my lateness of this post.... as it was requested the day after Shawna's post. SORRY ALISHA!!! I LOVE YOU!! <3
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Shawna Sovie
I met this great character at work and her name is Shawna Sovie; she has asked me to write a lovely blog about her:
She's pretty funny, for a Sasquatch I suppose :P and she gave me a rockin' Christmas card yesterday! Shawna is the cheese to my cracker, the soy sauce to my rice, the peanut butter to my chocolate. I could go on and on, but that would just reveal that I haven't had breakfast.
Shawna can speak fluent Spanish and has the biggest smile I've seen in a long time :D! She likes to sing Santa Baby... or Bebe de Santa, whatever. Shawna is my newest friend and she rocks my socks. The End.
She's pretty funny, for a Sasquatch I suppose :P and she gave me a rockin' Christmas card yesterday! Shawna is the cheese to my cracker, the soy sauce to my rice, the peanut butter to my chocolate. I could go on and on, but that would just reveal that I haven't had breakfast.
Shawna can speak fluent Spanish and has the biggest smile I've seen in a long time :D! She likes to sing Santa Baby... or Bebe de Santa, whatever. Shawna is my newest friend and she rocks my socks. The End.
Friday, December 12, 2008
My blog is better than Kyle's
Kyle mentioned last night that my first post was all about how my blog is better than his. Kyle was wrong, but not about the superiority of my blog. My first post was merely an introduction promising that you, as a reader, will have a more fulfilling experience visiting my blog than his. The following is a list of the best reasons that Kyle's blog sucks balls:
1. In my omitting of a banner it beats Kyle's pile of shit banner to the ground.
2. I post only when I have something interesting to say while Kyle posts when something pops into his head... usually something I don't care to read.
3. The title of my blog makes sense; Kyle's blog in no way, shape, or form 'confabulates' economics.
4. My blog consists of pretty colours.
5. I blogged about snowmen... which is infinitely cooler than anything Kyle could post.
1. In my omitting of a banner it beats Kyle's pile of shit banner to the ground.
2. I post only when I have something interesting to say while Kyle posts when something pops into his head... usually something I don't care to read.
3. The title of my blog makes sense; Kyle's blog in no way, shape, or form 'confabulates' economics.
4. My blog consists of pretty colours.
5. I blogged about snowmen... which is infinitely cooler than anything Kyle could post.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Guitar Hero?
During my gameplay of Guitar Hero 3 I felt like a god(ess). The songs were fast-paced and challenging. When I 5-starred Raining Blood on the Medium difficulty I felt like my life was complete. Passing Through the Fire and the Flames on Hard gave me immortality! Recently, a new addition to the Guitar Hero family was bestowed upon us. World Tour was a fair attempt at copying Rock Band (who copied GH to begin with). There is a drum set and a microphone to go along with the bass and lead guitars now. You can have a band in your own living room :O! I was impressed with the song list at first; there were many songs that I knew and were excited to play. Once I got about halfway through the story mode however, I realized that it felt like I was playing on Easy! The songs didn't get hardcore and difficult. I even switched up to expert and didn't fail a song until near the end! I could never imagine playing Guitar Hero 3 on the expert... after the first few sets I started failing every song! I felt like I was accomplishing nothing while playing World Tour. I ended up going back to good ol' GH3 and I felt like I had mad skillz again. Thank you, GH3, thank you. <3
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
First Blog Post! :O
Not to be a follower or anything, but when my boyfriend decided to create a blog I started one as well. What can I say, it looked like fun. MY blog will instead be exciting! ;)
I think I should address the large amount of snow that fell on my hopes and dreams today. As awesome as it was, it saddened me. While I was at work all I wanted to do was build a snowman. At my workplace there is an incredibly massive window showing me how much wonderful snow was outside, it was beckoning me. Unfortunately I seem to have an attachment to my job so I could not simply run outside* and defy my boss :( ... Sadly, by the time I was finished my shift it was raining outside and not at all the snowman building kind of weather. So rather than constructing a masterpiece of a snow creature I kicked at the slush on my way to the car. Not quite as satisfying.
*I also didn't have boots.
I think I should address the large amount of snow that fell on my hopes and dreams today. As awesome as it was, it saddened me. While I was at work all I wanted to do was build a snowman. At my workplace there is an incredibly massive window showing me how much wonderful snow was outside, it was beckoning me. Unfortunately I seem to have an attachment to my job so I could not simply run outside* and defy my boss :( ... Sadly, by the time I was finished my shift it was raining outside and not at all the snowman building kind of weather. So rather than constructing a masterpiece of a snow creature I kicked at the slush on my way to the car. Not quite as satisfying.
*I also didn't have boots.
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